humansofnewyork:

Today in microfashion…

Anonymous asked: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

iwasnineteeeen:

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

true

tastefullyoffensive:

[magicman]
ebunnies:

my friends little brother lays it down

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

humansofnewyork:

"You’re taking my picture!"